Best Easy Frankenstein Guacamole with Olive Eyes
I was standing in the produce aisle last Tuesday, completely zoned out, staring at avocados like they held the secrets to the universe. My cart … Read more
I was standing in the produce aisle last Tuesday, completely zoned out, staring at avocados like they held the secrets to the universe. My cart … Read more
I was standing in the grocery store aisle, staring at a tube of crescent rolls, trying to figure out what to bring to the Halloween … Read more
The way the tiny cheese ghost floats on a pool of dark jam — that’s the whole point. I mean it. I spent a solid … Read more
I was digging through my Halloween decoration bin last October, hunting for that one plastic spider I knew was in there somewhere, when a whiff … Read more
There used to be a little party supply shop on the corner of Elm and 3rd that made the most incredible Halloween snack cones for … Read more
My neighbor, a woman named Carol who I barely knew at the time, wasn’t trying to impress anyone. I’d stopped by to borrow a ladder … Read more
I was getting my car inspected—a Tuesday morning chore I’d been dreading for weeks—when the mechanic, a guy named Sal with grease under every fingernail, … Read more
My neighbor Rachel asked why I couldn’t just throw candy corn directly on the board instead of arranging it in little piles. I started to … Read more
The doorbell rang at 7:12 PM on a Tuesday, and I was still in my sweatpants, flour up to my elbows. My brother, who lives … Read more
Third time in as many weeks I made these pretzel bites, and this time I finally figured out the baking soda bath situation. The first … Read more